Wake Up, Wake Up: Up You Wake!

+ The Media sucks, news is stupid. (With Leather)
+ The excerpts from "Vindicated" about Alex Rodriguez. (Deadspin)
+ Chris Webber, battling chronic knee problems, to retired. (ESPN)
+ If Donnie Walsh joins Knicks he could decide to keep Isiah Thomas. (NY Daily News)
+ Lebron-Gisele Vogue cover draws criticism. (MSN)